From Beaks and Dames to Toy Time and Wet Bobs, British boarding school lingo is wonderfully eccentric — and totally confusing. For international parents, understanding this unique language helps your child settle in faster and feel more at home. Here’s our light-hearted guide to the quirks, slang and traditions that make British boarding school culture so distinctly charming.

Choosing the right UK independent school can feel overwhelming. From entrance routes to exam results, culture, and inclusivity, every decision matters. In this guide, we share practical advice to help you choose an independent school that aligns with your child’s needs and gives you peace of mind knowing they’re in the right environment to learn and thrive.